Galactic Kong Quest"Yeah! The world champ! I am so uber awesome!" Jimmy screamed as he lifted his arms, causing the horrible aroma of his sweaty armpits to seep into the air of his entire house. After months of time spent training, he had finally achieved his ultimate goal: he now ranked first in the world on his favorite computer game, Starfighter. He stared proudly as the monitor displayed his ridiculously high score. After taking a deep, triumphant hit off his inhaler, he went to bed with an undeserved sense of accomplishment.Galactic Kong Quest
The next thing he knew, he was being blinded by a bright light. "Where am I?" Jimmy sat upright and was amaz
A Phoenix from the Ashes
Distracted
I drew more Pictures
so did Tammy!
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My Uke can kick your Seme's ass! ~Yaoi~
Anyways, thanks again, and I'm going to watch you on my new user account, mmmkay?
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I'm hungry!
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Esurance commercials are gay.
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Some things arrows can't kill... for everything else, there's Master Sword.
"I'd appreciate it if you'd get your ass away from my forge!"
"That, sir, is a mule!"
U should make one about roger cleveland lol
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Artists can color the sky red because they know it's blue. Those of us who aren't artists must color things the way they really are or people might think we're stupid.
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Esurance commercials are gay.
♥I promise you my life♥
♥I promise we'll never be apart♥
♥I promise not to hurt you♥
♥I promise to never make you cry♥
♥I promise to always trust you♥
♥I promise not to lie♥
♥I promise you forever♥
♥I promise you tonight♥
♥I promise you my respect♥
♥I promise to do things right♥
♥I promise to always be there♥
♥I promise until the end♥
♥I promise to always love you♥
♥I promise to be your best friend♥
♥I promise you my love♥
♥I promise you my life♥
♥I promise this forever♥
♥I promise our friendship is my life♥
♥your the PEANUT to my BUTTER ,♥
♥your the STAR to my BURST,♥
♥your the M to my M,♥
♥your the POP to my TART,♥
♥your the MILKY to my WAY,♥
♥your the FRUIT to my LOOP,♥
♥your the MILK to my DUDS,♥
♥your the LUCKY to my CHARMS,♥
♥your the ICE to my CREAM,♥
but mostly....
♥your the BEST to my FRIEND♥
♥SEND THIS TO 13 OF YOUR closes FRIENDS (INCLUDING ME) IF YOU GET IT BACK
1-U HAVE BAD FRIENDSHIPS
2-U STILL SUCK
3-U R A GOOD FRIEND
4-U HAVE REALLY GOOD FRIENDSHIPS
5-UR 1 OF THE BEST PEOPLE
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The only thing faster than the speed of light is the speed at which we come to the wrong conclusions.
Hate is baggage. Life's too short to be pissed off all the time. It's just not worth it.
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Esurance commercials are gay.
XD
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The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.
Hate is baggage. Life's too short to be pissed off all the time. It's just not worth it.
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Esurance commercials are gay.
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